Heartbreaking: Ellen DeGeneres Is Trying To Give Away $500,000 To Every Fan Who Comments ‘Amen’ On A Poorly Spelled Facebook Post, But Everyone Thinks It’s A Scam

Heartbreaking: Dad Is Excited Out Of His Fucking Mind After Asking A Cab Driver In Aruba To Take Us Where The Locals Eat And Getting Dropped Off At What’s Basically An Olive Garden

Medical Mystery: This Woman Has Seen Dozens Of Doctors And None Of Them Can Tell Her Why She Feels Totally Fine Right Now

Heartbreaking: This Old Woman’s Family Put Her In A Nursing Home And Now John Stamos Hardly Ever Comes By To Have Sex With Her 

Making It Work: This Unhappily Married Couple Has Decided Not To Divorce For The Sake Of The Guy Who’s Stuck In Their Chimney

Heartbreaking: This Kid Genuinely Seems Pretty Proud After His Teacher Announced That His Section Of Biology Is A Full Week Ahead Of Her Other Bio Classes

Each Year, More Than 60,000 Men Are Poached For Their Precious Corduroy. And The Crisis Is Only Getting Worse

Devastating: Man Forced To Put His Shirt On At The Beach Because The Face On His Stomach Learned To Swear

Heartbreaking: Dad Misses Daughter’s Awesome Cannonball Because He’s Busy Watching Another Kid Do Even Better Cannonballs On His VR Headset

Incredibly Sad: This Guy Got His College Diploma Framed