Chance Of A Lifetime: Millions Of Children Are Buying Barbasol In Bulk After Barbasol Announced 5 Lucky Children Will Win A Trip To Get Shaved At Their Factory

Major Misfire: This Kid Clearly Thought ‘MasterChef Junior’ Was Some Sort Of Bodybuilding Contest

So Kind: When This Group Of Middle School Boys Saw An Old Man Sitting Alone At A Restaurant, They Generously Informed Him Of All The Things He Be Lookin’ Like

Shameful Bullying: Cruel Kids At School Are Laughing At This Boy Just Because His Name Is Boner Von Rimjob And His Pants Fell Down During His Solo Tuba Recital

As A Parent, Nothing Compares To The Moment When The Kidnappers Who Took Your Child Ride A Vespa Past Your House And Punt Your Now 200-Pound Son Back Onto Your Lawn

Parent Of The Year! This Single Mother Of 3 Works 2 Jobs And Still Makes Time To Relentlessly Stalk Cuba Gooding Jr.

‘Stop Giving Us Toys That Are Homework’: America’s 9-Year-Old Girls Have Announced They’re Pretty Burned Out On STEM Shit And Would Just Like Some Normal Toys

Huh: It Turns Out The Super Skinny Kid From School Has Pretty Huge Parents, Which Doesn’t Mean Anything, It’s Just Interesting

Cool It, Kid: This 8-Year-Old Is Banging On His Parents’ Bedroom Door At 2 A.M. And Demanding That They Give Him The Sex Talk Right Fucking Now