Major Disappointment: These Parents Played Their Baby Classical Music In The Womb And He Was Born With A Long White Beard But Is Still Dumb As Hell

When This Little Boy Was Being Bullied, His Parents Transferred Him To Another School Where They Apparently Thought Kids Would Magically Be Nicer For Some Reason

As A Parent, Nothing Compares To The Moment When The Kidnappers Who Took Your Child Ride A Vespa Past Your House And Punt Your Now 200-Pound Son Back Onto Your Lawn

Parent Of The Year! This Single Mother Of 3 Works 2 Jobs And Still Makes Time To Relentlessly Stalk Cuba Gooding Jr.

Cool It, Kid: This 8-Year-Old Is Banging On His Parents’ Bedroom Door At 2 A.M. And Demanding That They Give Him The Sex Talk Right Fucking Now

5 Signs Your Son Didn’t Pull The Correct Lessons From Watching ‘Shallow Hal’

Lost Innocence: This Shocked Mother Just Found A Stash Of Pornographic Actors Under Her 12-Year Old’s Mattress

The Power Of People: When These Parents Came Together And Demanded That There Never Be A School Where All The Teachers Are Pedophiles, The School District Released A Statement Saying They Agreed

It’s Important To Talk To Your Kids Early About How Shiny And Pretty Coins Are