Incredible Heroism: This Would-Be School Shooter Wasn’t Able To Get To The Gun He Brought To School Because Two Goth Kids Were Making Out In Front Of His Locker All Day

4 Things Dustin Said About You…Just Thought You Should Know…

When This Little Boy Was Being Bullied, His Parents Transferred Him To Another School Where They Apparently Thought Kids Would Magically Be Nicer For Some Reason

Unsolved Mystery: This History Class Just Ended Without The Teacher Ever Acknowledging The Mark Twain Impersonator Quietly Sitting At Her Desk

Seems Extreme: Jacob Farted During Math And The Marines Wheeled Him Out Of The Classroom In One Of Those Hannibal Lecter Straitjacket Things With The Muzzle

Heartbreaking: This Kid Genuinely Seems Pretty Proud After His Teacher Announced That His Section Of Biology Is A Full Week Ahead Of Her Other Bio Classes

Inclusivity Win! The Word Problem At The End Of This Math Worksheet Has A Guy Named Alejandro In It

The Power Of People: When These Parents Came Together And Demanded That There Never Be A School Where All The Teachers Are Pedophiles, The School District Released A Statement Saying They Agreed

Holy Shit: Kyle Is Just Straight-Up Watching The Saddam Hussein Hanging Video On A Library Computer, Right Where Teachers Can See Him And Everything