Efficiency Win! All The Major Fried Chicken Chains Have Collectively Agreed To Start Selling Fried Pelican Instead Of Chicken Because They Can Just Find Pelicans For Free Outside

An Incredible Prodigy: This 4-Year-Old Wine Taster Just Became The Youngest Person Ever To Pass The Master Sommelier Exam

An ‘Access Hollywood’ Tape Of His Own: A Decade-Old Recording Just Leaked Of Bernie Sanders Telling Billy Bush That He Hates Sexual Intercourse Because There Are Too Many Odors

Good For Him! This Man Is Getting More Joy From Pushing A Big Air Bubble Out Of His Swim Trunks Than He Has From Anything Else In Years

Happy Birthday ClickHole!

This List Of Decorative Placemats Is A Testament To Our Restraint At A Time When Literally Any ‘Game Of Thrones’ Content Whatsoever Would Go Viral

Major Continuity Error: HBO Is Apologizing In Advance For A Scene In The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Where Jon Snow’s Cell Phone Goes Off And His Ringtone Is A 16-Bit Version Of The Show’s Theme Song

The First Time I Drank Gatorade

The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Revealed That In The ‘Harry Potter’ Universe None Of The Magic Or Wizards Are Real And It’s All Just Hallucinated By J.K. Rowling Who Is Locked Up In An Insane Asylum

Ready To Smell Old? It’s Been 20 Years Since The Matrix